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A Collection of the wit & wisdom of Ceci Ervin

Ceci-isms

(Our beloved ex-employee's verbal creations as compiled and edited by Colin Saunders)

"Look, your phone's ringing." - to Ryan Dodds, 5/20/99, 3:35pm
"What the hell am I doing and where is it?" - to Steven Siu, date unknown
"You're in danger of doing something wrong if you listen to anything more I say." - to Lisa Donahue, 2/2/99
"Around when I had first met Ceci in the midday's heat of a Napa summer, a woman in a black dress passed by at whom Ceci pointed and said, 'I am so hot for that girl!'" - as recollected by Ryan Dodds, 2/2/99
"Its like the blind leading the naked." - as overheard by Steven Siu, 2/3/99
"People who don't do things don't need to re-do them. [awkward pause] I'm done!" - (said to everyone in QA)
"People like me aren't people like normal people." - To Ian Swinson, Tuesday a.m., 2/9/99
"This is where the homeless people live." - while waiting for the bus at 24th and Mission.
"I need something to do. ... [pregnant pause] ... No I don't!! NO I DON'T!! I'm busy, busy, busy!!!" - (exclaimed with one more hour to go before quitting time)
"My headband is kind of a recluse. It doesn't go with my outfit." - Fashion tip offered to Lisa, 7/9/99
"My first instinct was to clap. I don't know why it happened" - Explaining why she burst into applause when Chris entered the room. 7/23/99
"I'd rather change my oil than get it checked." - 9/21/99
"Looks, good in jeans, able to lift heavy objects, wealthy. I guess what I'm really looking for is a hard package." - Ceci listing the qualities she's looking for in her ideal man to Colin while walking to Bubi's.

Archive Ceci-isms from Ceci's Mom!

At 3 sweet years: "Ceci what do you want to be when you grow up?" Ceci, (long) pause "A towel folder!!!"
"Can I have some ham, Mom?" - The standard question from Ceci for any type of food from orange juice to watermelon.
"Mom are Pam's legs chicken???" - Ceci (age 4) looking at a friend of her mothers who had really skinny legs.
At age 6 responding to her Mom inquiring about one of Ceci's friends that seemed kinda "marginal". "Ceci do you really like Grezelda????" Ceci's reply, "Mom you can never have too many friends!!!"

Special Lisa-isms Section

"Y'see without saying goodbye, sometimes I keep talking!" - in a redial/prompt hangup call to Freeman, who never says g'bye on the phone
"Ryan, why are there things Dutch?" - to Ryan (of course). Date unknown

	COMPANY Jobs Culture Museum	A Collection of the wit & wisdom of Ceci Ervin Ceci-isms (Our beloved ex-employee's verbal creations as compiled and edited by Colin Saunders) "Look, your phone's ringing." - to Ryan Dodds, 5/20/99, 3:35pm "What the hell am I doing and where is it?" - to Steven Siu, date unknown "You're in danger of doing something wrong if you listen to anything more I say." - to Lisa Donahue, 2/2/99 "Around when I had first met Ceci in the midday's heat of a Napa summer, a woman in a black dress passed by at whom Ceci pointed and said, 'I am so hot for that girl!'" - as recollected by Ryan Dodds, 2/2/99 "Its like the blind leading the naked." - as overheard by Steven Siu, 2/3/99 "People who don't do things don't need to re-do them. [awkward pause] I'm done!" - (said to everyone in QA) "People like me aren't people like normal people." - To Ian Swinson, Tuesday a.m., 2/9/99 "This is where the homeless people live." - while waiting for the bus at 24th and Mission. "I need something to do. ... [pregnant pause] ... No I don't!! NO I DON'T!! I'm busy, busy, busy!!!" - (exclaimed with one more hour to go before quitting time) "My headband is kind of a recluse. It doesn't go with my outfit." - Fashion tip offered to Lisa, 7/9/99 "My first instinct was to clap. I don't know why it happened" - Explaining why she burst into applause when Chris entered the room. 7/23/99 "I'd rather change my oil than get it checked." - 9/21/99 "Looks, good in jeans, able to lift heavy objects, wealthy. I guess what I'm really looking for is a hard package." - Ceci listing the qualities she's looking for in her ideal man to Colin while walking to Bubi's. Archive Ceci-isms from Ceci's Mom! At 3 sweet years: "Ceci what do you want to be when you grow up?" Ceci, (long) pause "A towel folder!!!" "Can I have some ham, Mom?" - The standard question from Ceci for any type of food from orange juice to watermelon. "Mom are Pam's legs chicken???" - Ceci (age 4) looking at a friend of her mothers who had really skinny legs. At age 6 responding to her Mom inquiring about one of Ceci's friends that seemed kinda "marginal". "Ceci do you really like Grezelda????" Ceci's reply, "Mom you can never have too many friends!!!" Special Lisa-isms Section "Y'see without saying goodbye, sometimes I keep talking!" - in a redial/prompt hangup call to Freeman, who never says g'bye on the phone "Ryan, why are there things Dutch?" - to Ryan (of course). Date unknown

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